Como buena estudiante y responsable que soy, me disponía a ponerme a programar. Tras 3h viendo videos he decidido que ya era hora de ponerme, pero oh! pobre de mi....que programo con música y tenia el spotify puesto.
Me disponia a escribir mi primera linea de código cuando...un anuncio interrunpió mi música de Spotify. ¿Qué que tiene de raro? Pues que ese anuncio ha cambiado mi vida
Me sería imposible reproducir el anuncio y sus características que me han llegado tan adentro (oh dios, que frase tan poco oportuna, luego lo entendereis...) asique me he petido en la página web y...mi emoción ha ido en aumento:
Pues si, es la pagina web de un "bacilo" que te "vacila" y te produce cistitis. Sí. CISTITISLa página web tiene apartados tan apasionantes como:
- Comparte tu experiencia. Por supuesto, voy a contarle a todo intenter como me escocia el (censured)
- Participa. No quiero hacer conjeturas de como se puede participar en cuanto a cistitis, y formas de ayudar (o no, que se puede participar de muchas maneras)
- La cistitis no es tan terrible. Ah bueno, gracias por avisar, el dibujo del mounstro morado en la página principal me habia acojonado
- Juega con el bacilo. Veamos...el bacilo produce la cistitis...la cistitis se origina donde todos ya sabemos...entonces "juega con el bacilo" es...eeeeh....eeeh....lo dejo en vuestras manos. Ups, otra frase desafortunada.
- El bacilo te canta. Sigamos con la lógica del punto anterior. El bacilo produce la cistitis, la cistitis se produce donde todos ya REsabemos, entonces "el bacilo te canta" es...venga, esta os la dejo a vosotros.
Por que el estupendo anuncio de Spotify...esta en youtube!! Sii!! Con imagenes! SIN DESPERDICIO:
Si. Podeis verlo todas las veces que querais. El video no va a cambiar. Es así.
Y si os habeis quedado con ganas de mas (de mas videos, de mas cistitis, de mas bacilos, vosotros sabreis) teneis...un grupo de Facebook!!
>> Grupo de Facebook del Bacilo Vacilon
Yo así, no puedo estudiar.
wwoo!! como han podido hacer un anuncio tan..tan....
logico que no puedas estudiar
pero...en la informatica se estudia??
yo creia que se practicaba
pero el bacilo me ha encantao y porque no cuenta tu experiencia jajajjaa
oh dios mio oh dios mio oh dios mio.... no mires! Mierda, ya es tarde! Que me arranquen los ojos por favooooooooor!!!
Porque no tienes un boton en lo de "Que tal?" que sea un "Oh my fucking God!"?
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y este de donde se a caido¿
Yo que sé
Será un bot, pero si no deja publicidad de ninguna web ni parecido no entiendo para que postea...
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